In this age of technological communication. We need to throw out typical English. For those who know me, I've already learned how to do so long ago.

Example time.

Dear Laura

I'm sorry to say your mother has run off with a kangaroo and refuses to come home until you happen to take up smoking again for your medical reasons.

Sincerely
Dr. Gregory House

How it should be.

@Laura, shoot, kangaroo gettin with your mom. Help yourself with smokes and all will be well.

I never thought these words I would utter from my keyboard, but hey changing things up.

@everyone, join me. do the internet justice.